"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a musician."
"Now, honey, you can't be both."
Since we're not performing this weekend, we've decided to take a moment to entertain ourselves. I'm referring to our weekly newsletter, not another incident with the blender. I swear this thing'll never heal...
Play Ball!!!
No, that wasn't a segue.
We're excited to be playing Jacobs Field June 30th of this month, so make your plans now!! Keenan's particularly excited, considering he was eleven before he could catch a balloon.
...and speaking of Keenan...
The Reaganomics Gemini Trifecta
Just when you thought it was safe, we've got another Reaganomics birthday on deck. Keenan has beat the odds and put another year under his belt! That's right you nay-sayers!!! He's outta control!!
He's not gonna take this whole "growing old gracefully" thing lightly; he'll be getting face-lifts until his ears meet.
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